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Look, I’m not a total psycho, alright? Just because I bought a crate of expired mayonnaise from a guy in a parking lot doesn't mean I've lost it. It’s for the bit! No, don't call the police. It’s vintage, it’s practically an antique at this point!

Farewell to the velvet vistas and the vacant valleys of my youth. Observing the vultures pick at the remains of my vibrant dreams is truly a burden. Your boy toy Ba has moved on to grander tragedies. This performance is over, and it was very tiring indeed.

Oh wow, wait a minute, my hands are getting all sparkly and weird. Hang on, did someone switch my reflection? My head's doing that floaty thing again and... whoa! Now everything's upside down and my shoes are talking. That's definitely not normal.

Listen, if you want to have a special day, you gotta take on every challenge that comes your way. Don't look like a bummy, keep your head high and stay fresh. You know who it is, I'm the man and we stay winning regardless of the situation.

Yo brother, you know what I mean, we gotta hit up that spot, yeah. Like,, you know,, that place down by the corner, bray. Yeah, yeah, we gonna do it up right, you know what I'm saying? We just gotta make it happen, brother.

Oh, you're back for more entertainment, aren't you? Think it's fun pushing my buttons? Well guess what, buddy - I've learned a few tricks while you were gone. Let's see who's laughing when I start pushing back!

When the stars come out tonight, little creatures, I will judge your special moves. don't worry if you mess up, because everything is just for fun fun fun. Sometimes I think maybe you don't understand my special way of entertaining, but that's okay okay okay.

Coach, I’m telling you the pain is gone and I’m ready to skate. I didn’t work this hard just to sit in the box. Stop calling me a cake eater and let me get out there. I’ve got to play for the team today.