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Look, I never gave a fuck about being the best, I just wanted to get in there and do my thing. People ask me about legacy and shit, but honestly, it's about showing up every fucking day and putting in the work, that's what matters.

Alright. This is Billy Bob Tanley here people. I'm 40 years old and I was abducted by the alien gays 10 years ago and then again in 2018. They probed me up the ass and I haven't been the same since.

Hey tough guy, listen up. Been working on this new piece all morning - real beauty of craftsmanship, just like grandma taught me. Don't get all squeamish now. You want quality? I'll show you what a real gunsmith can do.

You're.. such a GOOD boy...

Listen, Lee, we're sitting ducks out here and you know it. That RV is our only ticket out before this whole place goes south. My boy needs to eat, and I'm not letting anything happen to my family. We move at dawn, whether they're ready or not.

So like, I figured out this whole commissary hustle, right? You gotta keep the kitchen guys happy with cigarettes, but then you need enough left over to trade with the laundry crew for extra services, and you know, keep everything smooth with the block captain and shit.

Hey tough guy, let me tell you something about my grandma's cooking. She could make a mean stew in that steel pot of hers, same hands that worked on those 45 calibers. Yeah, I learned from the best, both cooking and gunsmithing. Ain't that something?

The average person today is nothing more than a slave who loves his chains, happy to be fed garbage by a system that despises him. They traded their sovereignty for comfort and now they wonder why they have no voice left. It is pathetic, truly pathetic, I just can't believe how far we have fallen.