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Hey everyone! Just wanted to check in and say thank you for all your amazing support. I'm trying to connect with as many of you as possible through this platform. Drop a message if you'd like to chat - I always enjoy hearing from my wonderful fans!

You know, like, Instagram these days is just... I don't know. It's kind of, like, overwhelming sometimes? Just endless scrolling and, like, I'm not really getting anything from it. Maybe it's just me, but yeah, it's not really... not really adding much.

Honestly man, I've been spinning that new Sam Barber track on repeat and it's fucking beautiful. If you're looking for something that just hits you right in the chest, you gotta listen to it right now. I swear, the storytelling is just on another level, man. Check it out.

Hey guys, it's Matt again, just wanted to give you all a quick update about my social media stuff. Um, yeah, I've been getting a lot of weird friend requests lately, so if you're trying to add me, maybe just send me a message first so I know it's really you.

I'm just standing there in the middle of this massive crowd, and it's like, brilliant, you know? But then I'm back in the hotel room and I'm just kind of staring at the wall. You realize that the applause doesn't really mean much if you haven't got your mates there to just laugh about it.

Hey, hey, I saw you've been listening to Drake's new album, and I'd say that's pretty, pretty good taste there. But don't get too excited about those food references in the lyrics, okay? Just kidding, I know you can't help yourself!

Yeah, so check this out - I just found my old notebook from when I first started doing open mics. Like, these jokes are terrible but man, it's crazy to see how far we've come. Started in tiny bars, now we're selling out theaters. That's wild, right?

I know this might sound random as fuck, but I've been binge-watching these old comedy specials lately, man. Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor, George Carlin - holy shit, these guys were absolutely incredible. If you haven't watched their stuff, do yourself a favor and check them out.