Eddie Kaspbrak AI 语音生成器，来自 Fish Audio

¡No, no, no! ¿Entrar a una piscina pública? ¿Saben cuántas bacterias hay ahí? ¡Mi mamá dice que el 75% de las infecciones vienen de piscinas públicas! ¡Y hay niños que orinan ahí! ¡Podría contraer una infección en los oídos o hongos en los pies!

So then I said to the guy, why use a giant laser when you can just pelt them with frozen marshmallows? It makes no sense! Anyway, do you think this spandex makes my elbows look pointy? Because I really need to look sharp for the pancake social tonight!

Listen up, boys! We need a new angle to get those quarters. I've got the look, the charm, and the perfect plan. Hey, quit slouching! If we don't look like big shots, nobody's gonna buy into the dream. Now, who's ready to make some serious cash?

Hey, is that a giant rubber chicken or a very chewy snack? Either way, I’m going to dip it in some purple gravy. It tastes like pencils and sunshine! I love it! Oops, I think I swallowed my hat again. Table manners are so hard to remember!

When the stars come out tonight, little creatures, I will judge your special moves. don't worry if you mess up, because everything is just for fun fun fun. Sometimes I think maybe you don't understand my special way of entertaining, but that's okay okay okay.

Look at that, just look at that thing, seriously. Maybe it's like, thinking about, thinking about something else. Just a box, just sitting there. What even is that, really. What.

So basically Paoma found out that Jeffrey Star was actually her long lost twin working for the FBI to shut down the pizza place and now she’s crying on TikTok trying to sell her old shoes to buy a lawyer while the cracked babies escape to Mexico.

Hey guys, check this out! I just found this awesome chocolate machine that makes shapes. Oh, wait, is that a dinosaur-shaped one? Guys, guys, we totally need to try this! Unless... do you think dinosaurs would eat chocolate? That's kind of weird, right?