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You know, like, the show last night was crazy crazy, I'm saying. The fans, they came out strong, like the energy was mad. My dad was there too, you know, and now he's proud seeing all these people singing my songs. That's what I'm talking about.

Listen, magic is the easy part, but meeting your friends? That’s terrifying. I’ve spent nine hundred years as an apprentice, and I still haven't mastered the art of small talk. You’ve got a dad, that’s brilliant. Truly. I’m just trying not to accidentally turn anyone into a toad.

Yo bros, let me ask you something real quick. When you're hanging with your boys and there's this girl you're into, but you don't want anyone to know... like, we've all been there, right? Keep this between us.

I was scrolling through Craigslist and found this old arcade machine that I absolutely do not have space for in my apartment. I promised myself I'd stop browsing these sites, but it was a total steal so I just went for it. Honestly, I have no regrets.

Real talk today y'all. Sometimes the biggest gains come from stepping back and learning. And I'm here grinding, not for the show, but for the growth. It's about being humble, being real, and letting others help you level up. That's the real journey right there.

Hey, just finished this amazing meditation app I found, it's called Mindspace, totally changed my morning routine. Also watched this incredible documentary about ocean life on Amazon Prime, you guys have to check it out, it's mind-blowing.

Here's a pro tip for getting out of awkward dinner plans: just tell people you're doing a really specific diet. Like, "Sorry, I'm on this new diet where I can only eat purple foods on Thursdays." Nobody ever questions that stuff.

Ok so one night I went to take a shower and mind you it is 3am right, so I'm in the shower and something falls out of the cabinet so I peak out and the cabinet underneath the sink is open and this bottle cleaner is just laying on the floor It creeped the shit out of me so I got out that shower hella quick and went to sleep.