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Dude, so this guy's trying to drift his car around this tight corner, like, you know, thinking he's in Fast and Furious or something. He's going way too fast, and I'm just watching like, there's no way this ends well. You can't pull that stuff on regular streets, man.

Guys, you gotta understand that sometimes you just need to shut up and listen. Stop trying to find a solution for every little thing. She doesn't want your logic right now; she wants to know you give a shit about how she feels. It's fucking simple, but most of us still blow it.

Like, we've got these amazing phones that can literally connect us to anyone on the planet instantly, but we're still just using them to look at pictures of cats and argue with strangers, and it's like we've got this incredible technology but we're still just monkeys with fancy toys.

So this guy at the store, like he's trying to steal something or whatever, and somehow or another he ends up tripping over his own feet, crashes into the display, and the whole thing just, like if you saw it in a security camera footage you'd think it was staged or.

So like I tried this new candy bar everyone's talking about and honestly what's the deal it's basically just chocolate with extra steps like why do they call it premium when it's literally just regular chocolate in fancy packaging but whatever I guess people just like expensive stuff these days.

So like back in the 60s they started all these weird programs that's still fucking around today which is crazy because nobody even remembers why they started them it's just like somebody made a decision and now we're stuck with it.

so like back in the 60s they started all these weird regulations about food safety and shit which is pretty wild because before that you could basically sell anything as medicine its crazy how people just fucking went with it

Whoa, check this out! I was thinking, since Drac is totally busy with the lobby, maybe we could take Dennis to the monster festival. I'm so stoked to see those giant spiders! It's gonna be totally rad, man, assuming we don't get eaten first, right?