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Yo, I know this might sound random as fuck, but I've been binge-watching these old comedy specials lately, man. I swear, if you haven't checked out Norm Macdonald's stuff, you're missing out. His delivery is just different, absolutely incredible. You're welcome.

Well, you know, it's kind of nice today, pretty peaceful actually. I was thinking, like, maybe we could all just hang out here for a bit. The weather's been pretty good lately, don't you think?

Hey folks, we're doing a special tasting event at the brewery this Saturday. Planning to sample about 8-10 different craft beers, and knowing me, I'll probably try to taste them all twice. Come hang out, have some laughs, and thanks as always for the support.

Good afternoon, Pemela How are you doing today? I’m just at home taking it easy just finished lunch and thought I’d check in on you Hope you’re doing great out there And about that dream you had I’ve got to say, it sounds pretty wonderful Let’s look forward to that, shall we? Oh, and one more thing don’t believe those random DMs from people pretending to be me. This right here is my only account alright? The rest are just imposters trying to steal the spotlight Stay amazing, Pemela

I’m at the gym grinding, but I had to hop on and say thanks for following the backup. It's tough when they try to shut us down, but we keep moving. I've got big things coming for you guys on this new page, so stay locked in. See you at the top!

Oh, look who's running late again for dinner. No worries, we'll keep everything warm. Take all the time you need with the traffic. Been there, done that. Just text when you're close, okay?

So like, this one time when I was playing football in middle school, you know, there was this guy who was really, really good. Like, everybody thought he was gonna go pro and everything. Me and him, we were actually pretty good friends until this one game where, you know, things got pretty heated.

Black people, we got to do better, y'all! Tax season is right around the corner and I know some of y'all already spent that refund in your head. Put that money in a savings account, stop buying chains when you need to pay rent. We got to get it together!