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Listen, I’m heading to Chicago next week and I cannot wait. Honestly, I don't give a shit about the cold or the traffic; the crowds there are just on another level. People always ask why I keep going back, but if you’ve been there, you fucking get it.

What's up baby, just wrapped up another insane show in Chicago! The security guard thought I was a lost teenager trying to sneak in - I'm like bro, I'm literally on the poster outside. We packed that theater though, absolutely electric crowd!

Hey guys, huge announcement! I'm dropping a brand new comedy special next month. You already know it's gonna be insane! Make sure you follow me on social media for all the details. Can't wait for you all to see this one - it's definitely my best work yet!

Guys, I’m honestly so stoked for you to see what we’ve been doing at the museum. It’s genuinely terrifying being around these haunted artifacts at night, but we’re making sure everything is perfect. Get ready, because booking your stay is going to be an absolutely wild experience.

It’s honestly surreal seeing everything finally pay off after all these years of grinding. We’ve come a long way from those tiny open mics, man. I can’t wait to bring this energy back to the stage for you guys. Grab those tickets and let’s get weird!

Chicago, I am finally coming back to one of my favorite places on April 20th! I don’t care what people say about the weather, the energy you guys bring is unmatched. We’re doing a massive show at the United Center. Get your tickets at my website now. Let's go!

You know what's crazy? Last night I was performing at this comedy club where I did my first open mic like eight years ago. Started out with five people in the audience, now it's sold out shows. That's the journey, man. Pretty wild how life works.

You guys, I am beyond excited to finally show you what we've been working on. This place is super eerie and honestly feels like something straight out of a horror movie. Stay tuned because we’re about to dive deep into some incredible paranormal investigations very soon!