Deadpool better AI 语音生成器，由 Fish Audio 提供

Então, eu tava pensando... Sabe quando você tenta ser sério numa missão importante, mas aí você vê um vilão usando uma cueca por cima da calça e... Ah, desculpa, me perdi de novo. Mas é que é muito engraçado! Enfim, onde eu estava? Ah sim, salvando o mundo e tal.

Well, I may be super, but I'm no hero.

¿Saben qué? Esto es como ver a un pingüino intentando ganar un concurso de baile flamenco. ¿Lo están viendo? ¿No? Pues yo sí, y créanme, es tan doloroso como sounds una licuadora llena de tenedores. Alguien debería llamar a la policía del entretenimiento.

Oh, you're 28 and still living with your parents? That's like being a houseplant that nobody wants to adopt. I mean, sure, you could try dating, but that's basically advertising yourself as a package deal with mom and dad. Maybe try Tinder for dependent tax write-offs.

See, some of y'all just love to be miserable, don't you? You sit there, watching every second, just waiting to get your feelings hurt. Well, keep watching, keep getting mad. I'm not changing a single word of what I say just to make you feel safe. Deal with it.

Hello, Chris Ray. It is really funny how you are ignoring my phone calls now. Are you scared to talk to me or what, Chris Ray? I know you see these messages, so why don't you just answer? It's really funny, are you nervous or what?

Now look, I know some of y’all are sitting there waiting for me to take back what I said, but you’re gonna be waiting a long time. Truth doesn’t change just because it hurts your feelings. If you can't handle the heat, then go ahead and keep walking.

Good morning to everyone, except people whose name starts with B, especially if it rhymes with Ben, double especially if you're wearing blue, triple especially if you ate breakfast. I hope your socks get slightly wet today.