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Hey guys, check this out. Last night I performed at this tiny comedy club where I did my first open mic ten years ago. Started with five people in the audience, now we're selling out shows. It's crazy how life works, right? Come see what we've built together.

Hey guys, I just wanted to jump on here and say thank you, seriously, thank you for all the support on this new tour. Seeing your faces in the crowd makes the the late night editing and all the traveling so so worth it. I love you guys to death.

Hey guys, got some awesome shows coming up in Chicago next month. Yeah, gonna be at the Chicago Theater, maybe do some new material, some music stuff. If you're anywhere near Illinois, Wisconsin, even Indiana, come check it out. It's gonna be wild.

So I'm at this coffee shop, right? And this girl keeps staring at me, like obviously recognizing me from TikTok or whatever. You know what's funny though? She's trying so hard not to look obvious about it, but she's literally taking selfies in my direction.

Hey, hey, I saw you've been listening to Drake's new album, and I'd say that's pretty, pretty good taste right there. But don't get too excited about those food references in the lyrics, you know how you get! Stay awesome, buddy.

Hey guys, Matt here, just wanted to give you a quick update about the channel. I really appreciate all the support lately, it's honestly amazing how many of you have been watching and commenting. Never expected this kind of response, but yeah, just wanted to say thanks.

Hey everyone, I found this cool new challenge going around. I thought maybe I'd give it a shot, you know? It looks pretty interesting. If anyone wants to learn how to do it, I can make a guide. Just let me know. Vox out.

I am finally coming back to see you guys and I could not be more hyped! I love the energy of this city, it is honestly one of my favorite spots to perform. No bullshit, just straight comedy and a good time. Grab your tickets now, let us fucking go!