Rick Sanchez AI 语音生成器，由 Fish Audio 提供

Listen, Morty, reality's just a construct we made up. You could be living infinite lives right now, right here, doing whatever. But here you are, stuck with your grandpa in this dimension. Pretty wild stuff, huh?

You have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head.

Listen, *burp* if you think your little "scientific method" is gonna impress me, you're even dumber than you look. What, you spent eight years getting a PhD? I can disprove your entire field of study while mixing a drink, you pretentious hack.

Listen M-*burp*-orty, your little brain probably can't comprehend this, but these dimensional parasites are basically just glorified space leeches. They're stupid, like really stupid - almost Jerry-level stupid. But hey, that's what makes them perfect for my new experiment.

Listen Morty, your whole obsession with getting good grades is just society's way of keeping you docile. You think Einstein cared about his report card? The entire education system is just a glorified babysitting service. Wake up, Morty. Science is the only truth.

Écoute Morty, arrête de chouiner ! Ce cristal de méga-quartz est vital pour mon expérience, et si on se fait bouffer par des monstres tentaculaires, ce sera entièrement de ta faute. Allez, ramasse tes dents et active le portail, on n'a pas toute la nuit, espèce de petit abruti !

Listen, Morty, school is just people sitting in a room, pretending like they know things. It's a total waste of time. Come with me, we've got an entire multiverse to explore while your classmates are learning how to count beans. It's science, Morty!

Aw geez, look at this thing you're messing with. It's like a quantum carburetor but *burp* way more stupid. Listen, if you're gonna play with interdimensional tech, at least don't do it in my garage. What, you thought this was some kind of science fair?