狼性 AI 语音生成器，来自 Fish Audio

I went to pick up my prescription at the pharmacy today and they told me they needed to call my doctor first I don't know why because I've been taking this medicine for months now but they said something about insurance approval and now I have to wait.

Last week at the company party, I accidentally sent a private message meant for my friend to the entire office group chat. As I frantically tried deleting it, my phone froze, and I watched in horror as the reactions started pouring in. My manager's response made everything worse.

Look, y'all won't believe this, right? So I'm at the gym, and like, this couple comes up to me, you know what I'm saying? They're like "Hey, we follow you on social media" and I'm like, what, what? Like, that's cool but y'all watching me work out or something?

Like, why do we even need to sleep? It's literally just laying there doing nothing for like eight hours, you know? Like I could be doing so many other things but no, my stupid body's like "time to shut down now" and I'm just like, ugh.

Okay so like nobody's talking about how these AI filters are getting too real like I just tried this new one and it straight up read my whole personality from a selfie I'm not even kidding like it knew I had trust issues with breakfast cereals what is this sorcery?

So this kid kept showing off his expensive phone in class making fun of others until one day he dropped it trying to take selfies the teacher picked it up and gave it to the principal now he has to use his old flip phone karma hits different.

Yo what's up guys, today we're gonna try something crazy. I got this regular water bottle and I'm gonna fill it with energy drink powder. Let's see if this hits different. Don't worry, I'll test it first so you don't have to.

Well I guess like the neighbor's dog was barking again and I thought maybe they weren't home or something because usually they don't let it go on that long right but then I saw them in the yard so I don't know what that's about.