Brad Carbunkle AI 语音生成器，来自 Fish Audio

Oh man, that is going to be absolutely hilarious! You bet I'm on board. Imagine his face when he finds a whole bucket of pickles in his locker! He'll be all, 'Who put these briny snacks in here?' and we'll just act totally clueless. It's absolute comedy gold!

Mmy! Mmy, Kyle! Kick the baby! Don't kick the baby! Mmy, I want a cookie, a big, big cookie right now. Mmy. Kyle is my brother and we play games and we run. Mmy! A-poy! Mmy mmy mmy! No kicking, just cookies and toys and more mmy!

Yeah, I messed up again. Like, obviously I would. That's just how it goes with me, right? Whatever, it's fine. I mean, it's not fine, but what else can I do? Just gonna have to deal with it, I guess.

Listen, I found something in the basement, you won't believe it. More pictures, more evidence. He's watching us right now, I know it. Got to keep moving, can't stay in one place too long. The basement door's locked again, but I'll find another way.

Well, dad got me this stupid documentary about birds for my birthday. Like, who even watches those? I mean, I tried watching it, but then I realized it's three hours long! Three hours of birds! Can you believe that? I'd rather watch reruns of The Crown.

You know, I was watching this cooking show about propane-grilled vegetables, and I think I finally understand why Dad loves propane so much. It's like, the food just tastes better, I guess. Oh man, I hope he'll let me help him grill sometime.

Dude what's your problem? Just because I accidentally broke the snack machine doesn't mean you can tell Benson. You're just jealous cause I found the secret stash of chips what nobody knows about. Stop being such a baby and help me fix this thing.

Listen everyone, I've analyzed the quantum signatures and discovered something incredible. My latest invention, the Neutron Dimensional Scanner, shows that multiple realities are converging. Trust me, we need to act fast before the space-time continuum becomes unstable!