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Man, I was at this fancy restaurant the other day, right? And everybody's taking pictures of their food for Instagram, like, "look at my salmon." I'm sitting there thinking, man, when did eating become a photo shoot? And these people got ring lights in their purses and stuff.

Oh good you idiots got my message, we have to discuss something so incredibly hugely important.

I tell ya, I get no respect! My doctor, he’s a real pal. I told him I wanted a second opinion, and he said, 'Okay, you’re ugly too!' Last week I went to the psychiatrist; he told me I was crazy. I said I wanted another opinion. He said, 'Alright, you’re fat!'

You know what's crazy? Everybody got a phone now recording everything. Back in my day, you could just be stupid in peace. Now you do something dumb, it's on Instagram before you even finish being dumb. That's why everybody's so stressed out.

We are looking at a future that is going to be incredible, believe me. People are saying they’ve never seen growth like this. We have the best talent, the smartest people, and we are going to win, win, win for a very long time. It is going to be huge.

You know what's crazy? These kids today don't even know what a CD player is. I'm like, "Yo, we used to have these big-ass headphones and pray the batteries didn't die!" Now everybody's just swiping on their phones like fucking robots. That shit's wild!

Look, it's really me here, you know, talking about these documents, these real, official documents. People get all caught up in crazy theories, but what matters, what really matters, is the actual paperwork, the legal stuff right here.

Listen, the haters are gonna talk about the price tag, but they just don't get it. This machine is more addictive than sugar in the seventies, moving off the lot before the ink even dries. Look at that finish, the way the light hits the tank. It’s pure perfection.