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Bro look at this defender what is he doing, mans really tried to dribble in his own box oh my days he lost it, Rashford scores lmao. Celebrating like he just won the Champions League final bro its just a tap in against Norwich.

I honestly can’t stand people doing a ‘get ready with me’ while telling a story that is clearly fabricated for views. You’re putting on concealer like it’s a surgical operation while claiming your cat started speaking French. It’s embarrassing, stop it, nobody believes you for a second.

Barcelona are ready to pull the trigger on a massive deal, as Hansi Flick eyes a sensational move for a Bayern Munich superstar. Meanwhile, Liverpool have entered the race for Victor Osimhen, prepared to break their transfer record. Let’s aim for 400 likes on this video as we dive into today’s headlines.

And another thing, these 'storytime' creators who spend twenty minutes saying absolutely nothing drive me mental. You’re sat there, staring at the lens, dragging out a boring story that could’ve been a text. Give it a rest, mate, nobody cares about your local supermarket drama that much.

Hey everyone, so I'm just going to quickly jump on here and talk about the upcoming shows. We're adding some new dates, and I'm going to have Sarah, my tour manager, join us in a minute to go through all the details with you guys.

It’s just my luck, isn't it? Everyone else is rocking up in these massive Ferraris and I’m basically stuck with a bloody Fiesta. Apparently, I’m just that one level above a Corsa again. You’ve gotta laugh, really, otherwise you’d just be absolutely fuming, wouldn't you?

Just thinking right, remember the absolute chaos of the lost property box? Mate, you'd find a single plimsoll and somehow know it belonged to Toby just by the state of it. Teacher's like, whose crusty PE kit is this? We all knew. Honestly Toby, it’s proper grim.

Look at that speed, Laminia Ma is truly the best football in the world right now. Nobody can compare to him, he is the best footballer in the world and it is not even close. Ten minutes left on the clock, Laminia Ma is just the best.