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Oh my goodness, I can't feel my legs! They're gone, completely gone! Someone help me please! Wait, never mind, they're just asleep from sitting too long. But I thought I was paralyzed! Thank heavens, it's a miracle!

The balance between the two was never meant to last. As the shadows stretch across the land, we must remember that every story has a beginning, carved into the very stone of this earth. Now, let us see if the spirit of man can truly endure.

Now we must flimber through the wazy clouds while sparkles dript into mellow soons. The time has come for breezy whips to dance their floot across the morning spay.

Listen closely, because I won't repeat myself. Mastery starts with the fundamentals, and if you can't handle the basics, you don't belong in this academy. My best students understood that perfectly. Don't let those distractions get to you, or you'll never reach their level. Do you understand?

Honestly, I am begging for one ounce of privacy before I lose my mind. Between the constant oversharing and the lack of knocking, it is becoming a total safety hazard. Can we please just act like normal humans until I finally move into my dorm next semester?

I've noticed something strange about his behavior lately. He's been too quiet, too well-behaved. While others might be fooled, I can sense there's something beneath the surface. I need to stay alert and watch carefully. This could be dangerous.

Scotty is a total fucking moron, I’m telling you! If he keeps this up, I’m gonna shove a live mortar shell right where the sun don't shine. I didn't survive that goddamn sleep away camp just to get blown to bits by this idiot's mistakes!

Sometimes life gets a little too serious, and everyone starts panicking for no reason! Why not just put on a bright sweater and dance? Give me some credit, I know how to make the whole world smile. We don't need to grow up quite yet, right?