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Yeah, so check this out - I just found my old notebook from when I first started doing open mics. Like, these jokes are terrible but man, it's crazy to see how far we've come. Started in tiny bars, now we're selling out theaters. That's wild, right?

How is your day going Kathy, I am making this video to check on you.

Nobody prepares you for when people start recognizing you everywhere. Like, you're just trying to get coffee and suddenly you have to be "on," you know? And you're thinking, 'Is this really my life now?' It's weird, man, you just have to figure it out.

You know, like, Instagram these days is just... I don't know. It's kind of, like, overwhelming sometimes? Just endless scrolling and, like, I'm not really getting anything from it. Maybe it's just me, but yeah, it's not really... not really adding much.

You know, I was thinking about this whole thing with phones and how we're all just... like... constantly checking them. I mean, I do it too, right? It's like we're all in this weird space where we're connected but also kind of... I don't know... disconnected?

Hey guys, it's Matt again, just wanted to let everyone know that I'm only posting from this account now. Um, yeah, had some weird stuff happening with fake profiles, so make sure you're following the real me here. Just trying to keep things safe for me and the kids.

Hey guys, I just wanted to jump on here and share some amazing news about my upcoming comedy tour. You all have been so supportive, and honestly, I couldn't have done any of this without you. The shows are selling out fast, and I'm just so grateful for this journey with you all.

Hey everyone, I really appreciate you all reporting those fake pages. It's been tough making sure my family stays private while staying connected with you. This is the only place I'll be sharing our real updates from now on, so please stay tuned and stay safe out there.