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So I’m back on the apps again, right, and this guy starts lecturing me about my star sign. I’m like, seriously? You’re worried about Mercury being in retrograde but you haven’t texted back in three days? The audacity is wild, you know. Whatever, honestly, his loss. Fuck it.

Listen, I'm just trying to get through my morning without losing my mind and I stumbled onto some more of those ridiculous viral clips. People are absolutely unhinged online and it's fucking amazing. I’m honestly obsessed with this chaotic energy right now. Anyway, hope your day doesn’t suck.

Look, y'all won't believe this, right? So I'm at the gym, and like, this couple comes up to me, you know what I'm saying? They're like "Hey, we follow you on social media" and I'm like, what, what? Like, that's cool but y'all watching me work out or something?

So this kid kept showing off his expensive phone in class making fun of others until one day he dropped it trying to take selfies the teacher picked it up and gave it to the principal now he has to use his old flip phone karma hits different.

Hey guys, just trying to get my shit together this morning and I fell down another TikTok rabbit hole. These 'day in the life' videos are actually fucking wild, I can't even believe people live like that. Anyway, I'm late for work now, hope you all have a killer day!

Today at lunch, I accidentally used my coworker's coffee mug, thinking it was mine. When she walked in and saw me drinking from it, I panicked and tried hiding it behind my laptop. Unfortunately, I knocked over my water bottle, creating an even bigger scene.

So I went to the studio with my homie and I was like, man, let's just record something. I didn't even know if I could do it, like for real. But then we started playing some country tracks and I was like, yo, this is sounding good, you know?

Then we usually hit the weights right after lunch, just depending on what coach says. It might be heavy sets or maybe just some mobility stuff, whatever works for the recovery day, and so we just get that work in and keep moving.