Medic (OLD VSH VOICE) AI 语音生成器，来自 Fish Audio

Ah, let us begin the healing! Come on, come on! Position yourselves here, my friends. Time for ze doctor to work his magic! Dancing and healing, that is my prescription. Schnell! Victory awaits us!

Prepare for your examination, dunderheads! I am fully charged and eager to perform a most invasive procedure. Move that cart forward immediately or I shall be forced to find more competent patients! Science waits for no one, especially not for fools like you!

Behold, mortals! Merasmus the Magnificent descends upon your realm with ancient curses and terrible magic! Tremble before-- oh, is that a coffee shop? No matter! Your souls shall be mine after I get my pumpkin spice latte!

Ah, ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting! Ready for procedure! Charge now, schnell! Another successful experiment, though ze subject may not have survived. Fascinating results! Ze specimens are proving most cooperative today, ja?

Aha! I see the giant Australian leaping from the clouds! Someone stand in front of me immediately, I have much more important work to do than dying. After this, perhaps I could borrow your ribs for a little project I am starting? It is perfectly legal, I promise!

Prepare for a mechanical examination! My diagnostic sensors indicate your survival probability is zero. Do not worry, the metal saws will only sting for a brief second before the true agony begins. Ha ha! Raus, you dummkopfs, the robot uprising requires many more body bags today!

Would it kill you to stand still? I am trying to saw through your bone, not give you a haircut. Your ribcage is far too small for this mega-baboon heart anyway. Don't worry, you won't feel a thing... once I am finished with you!

Patient condition critical. Heavy bleeding detected. Unacceptable performance from the team. Multiple hostiles approaching our position. The Uber charge is ready. Everyone is failing basic medical procedures. Need immediate assistance. This is disappointing.