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Today at lunch, I accidentally used my coworker's coffee mug, thinking it was mine. When she walked in and saw me drinking from it, I panicked and tried hiding it behind my laptop. Unfortunately, I knocked over my water bottle, creating an even bigger scene.

You know what's funny about growing up in my neighborhood? Every summer, my friend Mike would bring these amazing homemade popsicles to share. He'd pull them out of this little cooler, and right before giving them to us, he'd always say.

Okay, listen, I know it looks weird that I keep my phone in my sock, but hear me out. No, no, no, it's not about fashion, okay? My pockets are fake and I need quick access when something important happens. That's literally it.

So I was going through my old stuff again, and look at this - my collection of baseball caps. Got this one from the Blue Jays game, that one's from high school. Oh, and look at that, here's one from our first tour stop. I keep everything, you know?

So before every game, I take my shoes like this, right? I always double-knot them, make sure they're super tight. Then I bounce the ball three times, that's my thing. I've been doing it since high school, and it just helps me get locked in.

If you're making a massive pot of beef stew, you can't just triple the salt and expect it to work. It will have way too much salt and it will taste awful. Spices don't scale up the same way, so start low, taste it, and then adjust as you go.

So guys, today we're checking out this awesome hiking trail about 10 minutes from our house. Got the kids all ready with their new backpacks, gonna explore some really cool spots. The weather's perfect for it, and I heard there's this amazing lookout point at the top.

All right, look, another huge red flag is when she can't even eat a meal without taking like fifty photos of it first. I'm sitting there starving, man, and I'm just watching my steak get cold while she's looking for the right lighting. It's just too much, you know?