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Yeah, so I was just walking down the street, right? Then boom, this guy comes running up like "Caleb, Caleb!" All right, all right, calm down. I know I'm awesome and everything, but sheesh, give me a break here.

Look, y'all won't believe this, right? So I'm at the gym, and like, this couple comes up to me, you know what I'm saying? They're like "Hey, we follow you on social media" and I'm like, what, what? Like, that's cool but y'all watching me work out or something?

You ever notice these people at Starbucks who take like fucking forever to order? Like, you're standing there, and they're reading the entire menu like it's War and Peace. Like, bro, it's coffee, just fucking pick something, we've all got places to be.

I found this crazy deal on a new truck I talked the guy down from twenty five thousand to eighteen thousand because I had the cash ready and I was like man there is no way I can pass this up it is so clean.

So I tried this new pre-workout, right? And I took way too much, bro. I’m literally shaking in the middle of the gym, like, full-on vibrating. I had to sit on the floor and just stare at a wall for twenty minutes. It was so awkward, never again.

Hey y'all, just wanted to share about my time showing cattle at the state fair, you know, back in my FFA days. Had some crazy experiences in the show ring, learned a lot about responsibility. Drop your favorite state fair memories in the comments below!

This project is really all about heart and the incredible bond between teammates. It shows how we become better versions of ourselves when people have our backs. I’m just so proud of the cast and can’t wait for you to see the magic we created together.

So my date said we’d have a 'smashing time' and I showed up in a boiler suit with a sledgehammer ready to demolish drywall, but he just had a cheese board and jazz playing and the look of disappointment on my face was enough to end the relationship right then.