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Okay so like, got this new app thing for messaging right, and I'm thinking maybe this'll help with the whole communication situation with Mavis. But wait, what if I come across too eager? Gotta play it cool, yeah that's the strategy, just gonna keep it casual.

Y'all ain't gonna believe what happened at the store today. This little kid, probably like three or somethin, looks at me dead serious and says my hair looks like spaghetti. I'm like, bruh, these are dreadlocks. Kids these days got no filter I swear.

Shut up bitch that’s why your pussy stink

You know what's crazy? I've been thinking about how every random moment, every weird adventure, becomes part of our story. Like, these experiences we're having right now? They're tomorrow's memories. That's what makes life so incredible - it's this constant collection of moments we're creating.

Listen here, when I'm looking for my queen, I ain't playing them dating games man. These folks out here be acting crazy, but I'm serious bout relationships. When I find the right one, that's it, we locked in for life, feel me?

Man, I literally just saw this kid try to climb the fence like he’s some kind of ninja or something. I told him to get down before he breaks his neck, and he just laughs at me. I swear, these little smart ass kids think they're invincible.

Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello! This is your friend Sha Shang coming to you. Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello. I am so very happy to see all of you today. Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello. Let us say hello to everyone together! Hello!

Bro when you're trying to eat chips quietly at 3 AM but the bag sounds like you're starting a lawn mower me fr. And why does every Netflix show gotta have that one scene where someone's walking dramatically in slow motion me watching it though.