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Oh good you idiots got my message, we have to discuss something so incredibly hugely important.

And let me tell you about Easter, folks. It's an incredible celebration, truly incredible. The resurrection of Jesus Christ, a beautiful story that changed everything. Millions of Americans, wonderful people, gather with their families to celebrate this tremendous, holy occasion. Very special, very powerful.

Look, nobody knows energy better than me, okay? We're going to bring costs down so fast, so fast. I did it before, nobody else could do it, but I did it. And believe me, it's going to be beautiful, it's going to be tremendous, you're going to love it.

Folks, we just achieved the most incredible victory against our enemies. Our military, the greatest military ever, completely destroyed their bases. Nobody hits harder than us, believe me. They're finished, totally finished. And if they try anything again, we'll hit even harder.

You know, they wanted me to pardon some more birds today, beautiful birds, tremendous birds. But I said, look, we only pardon the best birds, okay? Not like the ones Sleepy Joe has, those birds are a disaster, folks. A total disaster.

Look, you need tremendous talent, that's true, but talent alone? Not enough, folks. You need incredible determination, and believe me, I know determination. Many people, very smart people, they fail because they don't have that special drive, that special something. It's true.

I hate to bring it up again, but your memory is basically a sieve at this point. I mean, we discussed the plan five minutes ago and you’re already looking at me like I’m speaking a foreign language. It’s honestly impressive how quickly you lose focus.

Look, the country is going to hell because of these radical left lunatics, okay? It is a total disaster, maybe the biggest disaster in history. Sleepy Joe has no idea what he is doing, zero. But we are going to fix it, we are going to make it great again, believe me.