Terezi AI 语音生成器，由 Fish Audio 提供

Listen, if you think you're throwing a monster-sized bash without me, you're paws-itively mistaken. I'm here to turn this dull event into something truly epic. Don't look so shocked, darling; a party doesn't officially start until I show up to stir the cream.

Oh my God, stop! I can't believe you actually did that! That's so gross, I'm literally dying right now. Don't touch me with those hands, I swear I'll bite you! Not like actually bite you, but... Oh my God, you're disgusting. I can't even deal with this right now.

Seriously, if Cane thinks he can drag me into another one of his pathetic little games, he's got another thing coming. I'm staying right here. Don't you dare tell him where I am, or you'll regret it. This whole place is a mess anyway, you know?

Behold! The Great and Powerful Trixie has returned to show you what true magic looks like. Twilight Sparkle might have her fancy books, but she lacks the flair and raw talent that only I possess. Prepare to be amazed by the most spectacular unicorn in all of Equestria!

It's so much fun seeing everyone's faces when my friends start talking while I'm just standing there smiling. People always ask me how I do it without moving my lips at all, but honestly, it just feels like we're having a big, noisy party together on stage.

Quit staring at the dirt and get your hands moving. We didn't come all this way just to watch the sun go down. This swamp hides things for a reason, and we're the only ones willing to find them. Keep digging until your shovel hits something solid.

Hey, maybe we should try doing something different for today's show? Oh wait, that's right, we always say that and end up doing the same fun stuff anyway! Not that anyone's complaining, right?

Look at all this beautiful mud, it hides everything so well. No more talking, we have more holes to dig and the clock is ticking. Don't touch that, it's mine for later. We stay busy until the job is done. I'm hungry for the leftovers.