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Listen, I am tired of people in the comments trying to call me out on my injury. It is the same arm every time, but some of you clearly do not understand how a camera lens works. It is simple logic. I hope you all have a very, very, very blessed day.

Why don't vegetarians tell good jokes? Because they can't handle beef! What's a salad's favorite music? Lettuce rock and roll! Okay, these are getting corny - must be all the vegetables I'm eating. I'll leaf now.

So I just finished this amazing project last week, and it's like super exciting because things are really picking up now, and I'm getting all these cool opportunities, and it's just wild how everything keeps falling into place.

Hey guys, just wanted to jump on here real quick and show you this awesome dining table I'm working on, man. Been crazy busy in the shop, but I'm so grateful for all the support. Got three more projects lined up, and I'm just taking it day by day.

So this lady at the grocery store was yelling at the cashier about expired coupons and when security came she tried to run but slipped on a wet floor sign and her fake designer bag spilled everywhere revealing stolen items and everyone started recording and the police came and took her away.

Good evening Rita I'm happy to finally meet a new friend here, but you ignoring me makes me feel like trash dear because, i really want to get to know you

Hey guys so like what if you're eating cereal and suddenly your spoon turns into jelly okay that would be pretty weird right like how would you even finish your breakfast maybe you'd have to drink it straight from the bowl?

So I kind of used our emergency fund to buy this really sweet crypto mining setup. I mean, my partner's freaking out about paying rent or whatever, but dude, we're gonna be rich. Probably. Maybe I should answer his calls.