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Absolute joke these protein bars they're flogging nowadays. Forty quid for what? Tastes like cardboard wrapped in chocolate, and they're proper stingy with the portions too. Found these proper decent ones at the local shop, half the price and actually edible.

Hey, I'm backstage in London, but I wanted to let you know that we're filming the final episode today. It's being directed by David Fisher, and the whole cast is here. Really excited for you all to see this one, so stay tuned.

Just done another mad workout init, proper sweating. Been thinking about making some proper viral content though. Might do a gym transformation video, they get bare views don't they? Need to sort my lighting out first though, make it look professional and that.

Right, let me tell you about American portion sizes, mate. In the UK, you order a coffee, you get a normal cup. In America? They serve you what looks like a bucket with a handle. I'm not even joking - their small is our large! It's actually mental.

Just done another massive workout init, feeling proper good about it. Need to make some more content for social media cause these videos gonna blow up soon. Been thinking bout doing something different init, maybe like motivation stuff cause that's what people want innit.

I am the most awesome person ever and I am going to watch the amazing digital circus again and then I will turn into a giant slice of cheese and jump into the air because I am so cool and skity and everything is just so amazing and awesome goodbye.

I still don’t believe you’re talking to someone else. After all what we’ve been through together.

Marcus is like a GPS that's lost signal - he keeps saying he's recalculating but ends up in the same spot. Meanwhile, Sarah's treating the confession room like it's her therapist's office, probably expecting Medicare to cover these sessions.