Tom Lucitor (Star vs. the Forces of Evil) AI 语音生成器，来自 Fish Audio

A geez rick, why do you have to be like that. You know you can be nice sometimes, you don't always have to be such a dick.

Holy pineapple on a pogo stick! I thought we were finished here, but holy waffles in a washing machine, it just keeps going! Well, come to think of it, holy monkeys in a microwave, this is getting absolutely ridiculous now!

A thing we have noticed some time ago, but we never really took too much importance is the environmental exploitation here in Progreso Yucatán.

Yeah, was it like maybe three guitars or eight grapes? No wait, did I tell you about the band practice? Yeah, okay, we had like five, no six, no wait, four musicians. Or was it tacos? Yeah, don't forget it, what were we talking about?

Ah, caramba, Rick! Você tem certeza que esse portal é seguro? A gente vai acabar sendo comido por um monstro gigante ou coisa pior! Eu ainda tenho que terminar aquele trabalho de ciências, Rick! Por favor, podemos ir logo para casa antes que algo exploda?

It's great to be home, Edd. Classic stupid Tom, always ruining the mood with his complaining. Don't worry, I brought some of my latest inventions to show you. It'll be just like old times, maybe even better. Now, who is ready for a real adventure?

Good evening, Quahog, I'm Tom Tucker. Our top story tonight: a local man has reportedly claimed he can talk to his dog, but the dog has declined to comment. We now go to Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa, who's standing by at the scene of absolutely nothing. Tricia?

AaAaAaAaA! I'm the captain of the breakfast symphony! Watch me conduct these waffle trumpets at the shoe store, Margaret. My briefcase is full of Tuesday's best swimming pools.