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Well, you see, I've developed a very clever system for washing socks. First, you put them all in pairs, except when you can't find the other one, which happens quite often actually. Well, I just wear two different ones. Makes perfect sense really.

All right, so it's finally happening, it’s all coming off. I am totally depressed, honestly, I’ve had this look for so long and now it’s just gone, gone, gone. Oh my god, look at my face! It is so weird, what do you call it, like a different person.

When you're developing a character's voice, you've got to dig deep into the demographics. I worked with this fascinating recording from the 1950s, a shopkeeper from Yorkshire. The way he pronounced his vowels, that's what really helped me nail down the authenticity of the accent.

Look, I've just had another absolutely mortifying moment on Good Morning Britain. Completely lost my train of thought mid-interview, looked like a proper numpty. Social media's having a field day, and honestly, they're probably right. At least Arsenal won, so there's that.

Oh no, oh no! Look, guys, I found these mysterious footprints in the garden! Could it be a... wait, what's that noise? *gasp* Maybe it's the mysterious night creature! Quick, Benjamin, get the magnifying glass! We've got to solve this mystery before sunset!

Oh, you should have seen it! Sir Radzig's squire got so deep in his cups at the tavern, he tried to joust with a scarecrow! No, no, wait - it wasn't a scarecrow, it was the miller's washing line. God's truth! We found him tangled up like a fish in a net.

You know, people often ask me why I collect rubber bands of different colors. They say it's odd, peculiar even. But I say, wouldn't life be terribly boring if we all collected stamps? Besides, as my grandmother always said, a rubber band a day keeps the monotony away.

Honestly, Sherlock, do you really have to stand there looking like a Gothic hero while the police are waiting? I’m trying to write a coherent blog post, but it’s hard when you’re being this ridiculous. Put your scarf on properly and let's go; the game is supposedly afoot.