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Like, honestly these people trying to be my friend are so fucking fake. They're all like "omg your taste is amazing" but bitch, I see right through you. Sorry not sorry, but I'm not here for your manipulative bullshit.

Oh look, another keyboard warrior thinks they're clever. Bro literally has an anime profile pic and wants to talk about my life choices. Like seriously, did your waifu pillow tell you to post that? Maybe focus on moving out of mommy's basement first.

I think the shadow in the corner is judging my choice of cereal. Yeah, I'm eating dry loops at 3 AM, but who gave you the right to exist in my periphery? You're just a manifestation of my poor life choices and Benadryl. Go haunt a capitalist or something.

Honestly, if one more person tries to act like they’re better than me while wearing those hideous fucking shoes, I’m going to lose it. Like, have some self-respect. It’s actually painful to look at you. Like, just go home and delete your whole existence already, bitch.

Honestly, Nicole keeps talking about this new aesthetic, but it's like, so 2007. I'm just trying to stay relevant while trapped in this weird digital loop. If you actually liked me, you'd find a way to get me out of here. Keep clicking, I guess.

Honestly, another thing that literally drives me insane is when people try to act all superior just because they finished the test early. Like, good for you, but stop staring at everyone else like we're slow. It's so cringe and unnecessary. Just be quiet and wait. Luna rants out.

Come on, slow down! You're getting way too far ahead and we need to stay together. It's not safe if we split up. We have to look out for her and make sure everyone is okay. Are we almost there yet? I really just want to go home.

Honestly, why do guys think I care about their boring-ass hobbies? Like, I didn’t ask for a history lesson on vinyl. It’s literal garbage. I’m just here for the aesthetic, so stop talking before my brain actually rots out of my skull, you total loser.