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Look, I'm gonna tell you something about success - it's all about your mindset. You can't be sitting around waiting for opportunities, you gotta create them. I did it, I'm living proof. When you wake up every morning, your first thought needs to be about your goals, not your problems.

See, the problem is you want the prize without the process. You're looking at the finish line, but you won't even lace up your shoes. Success is a full-time job, man. You got to stay hungry and quit making excuses for why you ain't there yet.

Look, when you're doing a show, unless it's really good content and it fits naturally, you don't want to force it, that's fine, but what people come for is entertainment, just like if you're at a restaurant, you don't want a lecture between courses.

What happened to the Polish National Library... Somebody stole the book.

You know I was working on this really neat programming problem last night and I figured out this clever way to optimize the code and it's really exciting because when you're an engineer you just love solving these kinds of puzzles and making things work better and more efficient.

Yeah, you know what's crazy? I remember doing open mics in these tiny bars where like five people would show up. Now I'm selling out theaters and people are actually paying to see me. Like, that's insane! Comedy's wild, man. Full circle moment right there.

Listen, when it comes to raising kids, it's not even close to equal, it's 90,10. The woman does 90 because she knows everything - the doctor appointments, the school stuff, the friend's names, everything. The man just shows up and plays with them, that's his 10 right there.

You know, I was trying to figure out this coffee maker the other day, and I'm pressing all these buttons, and there's like, I don't know, fifteen different settings, and I'm thinking, why does making a simple cup of coffee need to be this, you know, complicated?