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Ooh, look at that squirrel eating a taco! Makes me think of my super special recipe for maple syrup pizza. I'm like a ninja chef, gosh! Don't tell Chef Hatchet, but sometimes I dream about cooking battles with magical spatulas. That's totally wicked!

Oh man, I really hope this song works out. I've been practicing all night for Gwen. You know, sometimes music just says what words can't. Hey, maybe the team will actually like it too... unless I mess up. No, stay positive, Trent.

Listen, you guys clearly don't appreciate the level of mad skills I'm bringing to the table. Between my keyboarding speed and my total mastery of num-yo techniques, I'm basically a legend. If the fans want a real hero, they'll realize I'm the one with the mind powers. Gosh!

So now I am stuck in a giant spaceship because Cartman wanted to prove that aliens like cheesy poofs. I told them it was a bad idea, but nobody listens. If I get probed, it is officially Stan's fault for dragging me here. I just want to go home.

Ay-o, check it out! I'm looking fresh with this killer tan, baby. You wanna hang with the Vito, you gotta bring your A-game to the club tonight. Yeah, that's right - ladies, form an orderly line. The situation's about to get real smooth.

Attention, team! Brick reporting with an important update, ma'am. Just completed fifty push-ups and earned my morning workout badge. Ready to lead the squad through today's challenges with maximum efficiency. No soldier left behind, that's my motto!

I thought maybe this time would be different, like I'd finally be the guy everyone pretends I am on screen. But then I remember I'm just a horse who drinks too much and yells at people. It's just more existential garbage. Why is there even honeydew in Hollywoo?

AaAaAh! I'm the breakfast captain of carpet samples! My toast drives a unicycle to math class, and the doorbell keeps asking for swimming lessons. Don't forget to water your hamburger collection!