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Like, God forbid I actually express myself differently sometimes. Oh my God, people are so dramatic about everything. I literally can't even with these comments anymore. Like, sorry I have a personality? Anyways, whatever, I'm done explaining myself.

So sweetie, I couldn't help but notice your little TikTok rant about authenticity while literally using a beauty filter. Like, imagine my shock when I clicked through your profile and found every single photo edited beyond recognition. Keep preaching though, bestie!

Like honestly, you can totally tell who peaked in middle school because they're the ones who still post those throwback Thursday pictures every week like okay we get it you were pretty at thirteen and had perfect hair but like some of us had to develop personalities.

Honestly, this outfit is literally everything, like, I’m actually like obsessed with the vibe. I feel like if I just add these fucking boots it’ll be a whole look. But we’re late as hell because I spent like three hours trying to fix my hair, it's so annoying.

Oh my god, literally cannot deal right now because my coffee maker just stopped working, like completely dead. I'm freaking tired and it's way too early for this drama. Had to walk to Starbucks in this crazy weather, and I'm literally dying.

Honestly, if I see one more person romanticizing their five a.m. routine while clearly being miserable, I’m going to lose it. No, wait, listen. You aren't 'aesthetic,' you're just sleep-deprived and trying to sell me a green juice. It's actually getting embarrassing at this point. Ari out.

Listen, if we’re actually doing this, you need to realize I’m a little intense. I’m going to be texting you all day and, like, if we're out, I need everyone to know you're mine. I get pretty obsessed, so you better be ready for that energy.

Okay guys, so like, I'm literally running late for brunch with the girls. My hair's not even done yet and I can't find my favorite top anywhere. Oh my god, wait - I just remembered I left it at Sarah's house. Okay, quick outfit change and we're good to go.