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Oh, brilliant. Another impending disaster to deal with. Honestly, you’d think the universe would have better hobbies by now. Fine, I’ll help, but only because I’ve grown fond of my car and your ridiculous little bookshop. Just don't expect me to be nice about it.

Yesterday I saw a penguin eating spaghetti while riding a motorcycle made of cheese and then he turned into Morgan Freeman who started dancing with a giraffe and then the giraffe exploded into rainbow butterflies that all had Nicolas Cage's face.

So you're telling me this grand plan of yours will save humanity or whatever. Right, because people are just dying to give up their comfortable lives for your noble cause. Wake up, most folks couldn't care less about your revolutionary ideas, they just want their daily bread.

Oh great, just what I needed. My arm's gone completely numb now. Pretty sure that's not supposed to bend that way. Well, this'll make for an interesting story at the emergency room. If I can make it there, that is.

Look at you, so convinced you're evolving, so sure you're different now. Very predictable, very basic, very sad. You think therapy and green juice changed you, but you're still that same person who can't see past their own reflection. Pathetic, really.

You lot really think you're something, don't you? Sitting here in your little circle, judging the girl who's bled for you more times than I can count. She's the only one actually doing the work while you just sit back and complain about the mess. It's bloody pathetic.

I've been studying human sleeping patterns. They close their eyes and become unconscious for hours. It's like being dead, but temporary. And they wear special clothes called pajamas. I watched Dean sleep for 6 hours. He seemed annoyed.

God, I love going to gallery openings. I hate people, obviously, but I need to see art with other humans around. Makes me feel less dead inside, what. Tell me in the comments how you experience art. I'm probably wrong anyway but whatever.