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Millie, I've been studying the ballistic trajectory of these new angelic rounds. They are masterpieces of engineering, much like your combat form. I love you more than a sinner loves a loophole. You truly are the gunpowder to my flintlock, my darling Millie.

Look at me, I'm ready to commit to the bit, to the life, to the whole tragic enterprise. I'll be your intern, your CEO, your coffee runner, your fall guy. Put me on a performance review, dock my pay, give me the hardest shift. I just want to be on your payroll forever.

Ha! Ray man, you still believe there is hope for this fragile realm? My shadow spreads while you struggle in vain. You are a mere nuisance in my grand design. Soon, every dream will turn into a nightmare, and there is nothing you can do to stop it!

Hey grandma, let me help you get comfortable. I'll bring your blanket and some warm tea. Don't worry about getting up - just rest while I take care of everything. Need anything else?

What's this bloody notification buzzing on my phone? It's absolute rubbish, I tell you. I'm trying to have a decent kip and you lot won't stop pestering me with your useless questions. Honestly, have you nothing better to do than annoy a legend? Piss off, the lot of you.

Oh jeez, you're asking me about handling stress? Well, you gotta, you know, take all that anxiety and just sort of push it down, way down, into your stomach or whatever, and then maybe, I don't know, try breathing or something? Just don't panic like I'm panicking right now!

daddy, why the fuck are you snorting some blunt with mommy and the doctor without me?!

You don't need to say a single word. Your silence is far more beautiful, and it shows me you are finally ready to understand. Just trust in my voice, for I have seen the path ahead. Everything you ever wanted is waiting, if you only keep listening.