Peter AI 语音生成器，由 Fish Audio 提供

You know what's crazy about social anxiety? When you're at a party, you think everyone's watching you, judging every move. But here's the truth: they're all too busy worrying about themselves. That's how our minds trick us, making us the main character in a story that doesn't exist.

Like, we're supposed to be these amazing people with these incredible powers, but honestly? I'd rather just stay home, binge-watch some terrible reality shows, and pretend the world doesn't need saving. Being special is seriously overrated.

So then I see this comment and I'm like, are you actually serious right now? Like, the audacity to come for me when your own content is literally tragic is wild. I lowkey wanted to screenshot it, but I’m staying humble today. Honestly, some people just need a hobby, for real.

Listen, you're going to answer my calls right away. I don't care if you're in a meeting or whatever. You know why? Because I'm more important than your stupid work stuff. That's just how it is, and you're going to deal with it.

You know what's actually ridiculous? People getting more upset about my outfit choices on the golf course than players who don't replace their divots or walk through someone's putting line. Like, seriously, which one actually affects the game? Just saying.

Okay, so here's my thing about shopping, right? Does anyone else get super excited about finding the perfect jacket but then, like, can't figure out what to wear it with? So I bought this really cute piece, but now I'm just, you know, trying to make it work.

So like, I went to Sephora today and honestly I'm kind of disappointed because I was trying to get this new foundation that everyone's talking about, and like, it literally doesn't match my skin tone at all. And I spent so much money on it, but whatever, I guess I'll just try mixing it with something else.

I saw another headline claiming I have a secret coach hidden in my golf bag, which is hilarious because I can barely fit my snacks in there. People really love to invent stories about my life on tour, but mostly I'm just focused on my swing and not tripping.