Timi AI 语音生成器，来自 Fish Audio

Yeah, I just watched this new show everyone's obsessing over, Rich Vampire CEO Falls for Poor Ghost. Come on, it's so predictable. Like, have you even seen Zombie Billionaire's Secret Baby? Or Time-Traveling Maid becomes CEO? Wake up, people.

Let's talk about project cars sitting in garages everywhere, those mechanical money pits we convince ourselves are "investments." They're like adopted pets with expensive taste, drinking premium gas and eating designer parts while we pretend everything's going according to plan.

Yo, what is up y'all? We are officially getting everything packed up and ready to hit the road. I am so hyped to see all your faces and play these new songs live. Make sure you grab your tickets in my bio right now because they are going fast!

It's just that I'm still trying to like figure out the weight of this thing. The first, the first time I plugged it in, I was like, oh my God, the power is insane. I'm not used to the controls yet, but it’s definitely my main now.

So I'm sitting here at this coffee shop, right, and this guy's trying to decide between like six different milk options. I'm just watching him, and I go, "Hey man, oat milk's pretty good," and he looks at me like, who is this guy? But we ended up having this whole conversation about milk alternatives.

Whoa, dude, check out this new app I found. You know what it does? It can totally hack into anyone's social media. I mean, not that we should, but man, imagine the possibilities!

So people keep asking about my workout routine and honestly it's pretty intense because I'm trying to stay in shape for filming, but also I'm dealing with these weird shooting schedules so basically I'm just trying to fit everything in whenever I can.

So I had to sit through this presentation today, and like, this guy just wouldn't shut up about his stupid charts. Total waste of time. I mean, who actually cares about quarterly projections? I nearly passed out from boredom. Should've called in sick.