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Hi everyone, what an incredible result in Preston last night! The energy was absolutely electric and we can’t thank you enough for the support. We’re now heading over to Leeds for the next leg. It’s been a crazy journey so far, see you all down the front!

So yeah I was like sitting there editing this thing and suddenly my phone starts blowing up and I'm thinking what the fuck is going on and it turns out everyone's trying to coordinate this meetup at the studio and I'm just completely out of the loop.

Hey everyone, it's Chris here from Coldplay. We're so excited to share that we're heading back to the studio to work on something really special for you all. Can't wait for you to hear what we've been creating. Much love.

Hello everyone, absolute legends! How the devil are you all doing today? I hope your weekend wasn't a total washout. Look at the chat moving so fast, it is bloody mental. If you are free later, jump into the Discord for a proper laugh. It is great to see you lot.

Look, I’ve seen the absolute state of the comments on my last post. You lot are fucking mental, honestly. I'm just sitting here laughing while the views keep going up and up. It’s a total fucking joke, so stop being so miserable and get a life.

You know like when I started investing in tech companies I was maybe like 30 and I realized you gotta diversify right so I started putting money into different startups and looking at digital platforms cause that's where the future's at you know what I'm saying.

So I was doing this presentation, right, and my heart's racing, like properly going, and I remembered this study about how public speaking affects your body chemistry, you know, cortisol and everything, and they found that deep breathing actually changes your whole physiological response.

Listen, if there is one thing that drives me absolutely mental, it is people who are always late. They think their time is more important than yours. Honestly, if they cannot show up on time, just leave them behind. You do not need that kind of nonsense in your life.