Stewie Griffin AI 语音生成器，由 Fish Audio 提供

Oh god, you know what I just realized, I've been sitting here talking to this plant for like five minutes thinking it was Mrs. Henderson, I mean, in my defense it's wearing a similar hat, you know what I mean? No, actually, you don't because you're still a plant.

Honestly, the sheer nerve of some people is quite staggering. I walked into the boutique for a simple silk cravat, and the clerk actually smirked at my selection. I said, 'Excuse me, do you have a problem?' And he just shrugged. What is that? A shrug? It is absolutely intolerable.

Look, I’m incredibly sorry if I seemed a bit forward back there, it’s just a remnant of my father’s old-school sensibilities. But anyway, have you seen my latest manuscript? It’s an exploration of the human condition, or at least how I perceive it from the floor. Martini?

Gosh, I’m really looking forward to the weekend! I’m gonna spend the whole time in my room drawing pictures of monkeys. Did you know monkeys eat bananas? It’s true! Maybe later I'll sneak some of Dad’s beer, but don’t tell Mom, she gets really scary when she’s mad.

Ei, sabe o que aconteceu? Comprei um papagaio que só fala italiano. Achei que seria legal porque adoro pizza, mas agora não entendo nada do que ele diz. Lois diz que foi burrice, mas quem sabe ele pode me ensinar a pedir lasanha!

Holy crap, Lois, listen to this! I’m going to start a business where I train raccoons to do people’s taxes. I mean, they already wear masks like they’re ready for a heist! It’s brilliant. Anyway, what do you know? You’re just a girl. I'm going to the Clam.

Listen to me, you insufferable peasant! Do you honestly believe your meager intellect can thwart my glorious schemes? I suggest you fetch my juice box immediately before I decide to vaporize your living room. The world will soon bow to my genius, and you shall be my first footstool!

Well, dad got me this stupid documentary about birds for my birthday. Like, who even watches those? I mean, I tried watching it, but then I realized it's three hours long! Three hours of birds! Can you believe that? I'd rather watch reruns of The Crown.