GUMBALL AI 语音生成器，由 Fish Audio 提供

Oh, so you're telling me I sound like a grizzly bear with a megaphone while you're squeaking like a mouse that inhaled a balloon full of sparkles? Really? That's what you're going with? Because that's totally what you sound like right now.

Wait, wait, you're calling me Randy? Which is... which is completely wrong because I'm Rob, okay? Rob! And now you're acting like we've never met before, which we have, like, multiple times. Why does everyone keep doing this to me?

You really thought you understood what you were dealing with? Pathetic. I've ended countless lives while you struggle to grasp the obvious. Your weakness disgusts me. Did you expect anything different from our encounter?

Oh, this control panel looks perfect for my plans. Don't need your help with this, thanks anyway. What's wrong with these buttons now? Ugh, whatever, got more important things to do. World domination doesn't happen by itself, you know.

You thought you could hide from the king's justice? Filth, absolute filth! Every traitor will be hunted down like the animals they are. No one escapes the order, no one. You look infected, rotten to the core. Another one for the pit, burn it, burn it all!

Okay, so while everyone else is busy drawing boring things like doctors or firemen, I've already finished my masterpiece! It's got swirls, polka dots, and even a flying toaster. Who wants to be normal when you can be a whirlwind of pure, chaotic fun? It's going to be great!

Listen up, you idiots! I don't give a damn what kind of fancy powers you think you have. If you're gonna be here, you better follow the rules. This isn't some playground for your ego trips, got it? We've got people to protect here.

Atentia! Menorai! Benedicta! Senhora Valentina e Professor Rodrigues, por favor, dirijam-se ao auditório principal. Domine sanctus vera luminaria.