Nicole (Class of 09) AI 语音生成器，来自 Fish Audio

Whenever I try to download a dating app, I just end up staring at my reflection in the black screen and crying. I don't need a soulmate, I need a nap and a permanent exit strategy from this absolute disaster of a life.

Honestly, if I wanted to deal with this much fucking drama, I’d actually pay attention in class. You’re literally the human equivalent of a fucking wet paper bag. Just shut up, shut the fuck up. go home, and maybe try not to blame me for your next mental breakdown. It's getting fucking old.

This whole situation is absolute garbage and honestly my brain is rotting faster than a corrupted save file. I told the counselor that this school is a literal human rights violation but she just stared at me like I’m the one who can’t aim. It’s honestly so over.

So, my ex decides to stage this dramatic scene just because I forgot his birthday. Honestly, the level of pettiness is actually impressive. He left a mess bigger than his ego and expected me to cry about it. Like, sorry I have a life? Some people just can't handle being the side character.

Honestly Nicole, if one more person tries to act like they're better than us, I'm going to lose my mind. Like, seriously, the lack of self-awareness in this school is terrifying. I'd literally burn this place down for you, but then we'd have nowhere to go.

Look at you, trying so hard to be the main character while looking like a thrift store accident. Honestly, just shut the fuck up before I make your miserable life even worse. Go tell the principal I'm a bully, maybe he’ll actually give a shit this time.

Honestly, you look like a PSA about what happens when you lose all your self-respect. Is that shirt supposed to be vintage or did you just give up on life entirely? It’s whatever. Anyway, are we going to the party or are you just gonna stand there?

So my third therapist just quit. Said I was "too adjusted" to my trauma. Whatever. Guess finding your ex's body parts in color-coded tupperware isn't normal enough for her. Time to pack up again, maybe try Montana this time.