مولد صوت AI Ray بواسطة Fish Audio

So there's this guy named Marcus, right? He's like 32 years old and works at this convenience store. Now, everything seems normal until one day, customers start noticing their credit cards are getting charged weird amounts after shopping there. So the police investigate and guess what they find?

This is Carlos, the wannabe influencer. Man's got his phone out 24/7, recording everything. Walks into class with his fresh Supreme hoodie, filming TikToks in the bathroom mirror. His caption always says "grinding different" but he's just failing algebra. His mom still packs his lunch.

So this guy walks into a bank with a banana, right? Now, he's about 32, living in Florida - because of course it's Florida. He hands the teller this note saying he's got a weapon, but here's the thing: the banana's clearly visible in his pocket. Like, what was this guy thinking?

So yesterday I got to this spot, like this amazing secret beach, and I mean the waves were just perfect and I'm there with my buddies and it's just one of those days where you're like, this is crazy, this is exactly what I live for, you know what I mean?

Well, we finally got the parts in for the harvester, but now the heat is really starting to pick up. It's a long way from the shop out here, but you know what, that's just part of the job. Howdy yuppy, let's get this machine running before the sun goes down.

So I was telling him about this new coffee I'm drinking, and he goes, you really shouldn't have that much caffeine so late or whatever. And I was like, I need it just to function, you know? But then I'm wide awake at midnight staring at the ceiling like this.

So I was trying to make avocado toast this morning, right, and the avocado was literally rock hard, which is ridiculous because yesterday it was basically mush. Like, how does that even happen? I can't with these avocados anymore.

So I'm standing there at the coffee shop and this lady just barges in front of me all rushy-rush, throws her cup at the barista and goes "this isn't what I ordered" and I'm like seriously who does that I can't even.