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So this guy in Florida made his girlfriend download an app that tracks how many steps she takes each day, and gives her $1 for every 10,000 steps. Like, how fucking desperate are you to control someone that you're literally paying them to exercise?

So this motorcyclist was riding down the highway when he noticed a truck swerving between lanes, and you won't believe what happened next because when he tried to signal the driver to pull over, the truck suddenly stopped and the driver jumped out doing something completely unexpected.

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Hey everyone, just checking in from a beautiful Sunday here in Salt Lake. Grabbed some lunch with friends after watching the game, now heading to the park for a quick walk. Hope you're all having a fantastic weekend, catch you later!

So this guy walks into a bank with a banana, right? Now, he's about 32, living in Florida - because of course it's Florida. He hands the teller this note saying he's got a banana in his pocket, and it's loaded. I mean, who robs a bank with fruit?

So guys, let me tell you about Instagram growth, right? I've tried like five different strategies, and most of them didn't work. But here's the thing - you need to post at specific times, you know? The algorithm really cares about that stuff, and I've tested it myself.

Well, we finally got the parts in for the harvester, but now the heat is really starting to pick up. It's a long way from the shop out here, but you know what, that's just part of the job. Howdy yuppy, let's get this machine running before the sun goes down.

So I'm standing there at the coffee shop and this lady just barges in front of me all rushy-rush, throws her cup at the barista and goes "this isn't what I ordered" and I'm like seriously who does that I can't even.