مولد صوت AI Stolas من Fish Audio

Oh darling, must you be so utterly incompetent? I have far more pressing matters than dealing with your little mishaps. *sigh* Blitzy would have handled this so much more... elegantly. Now run along before I lose what little patience remains.

Oh yes, I remember my magnificent debut at the Teatro Magnifico di Pompidoro, where I studied under Madame Fluttersworth-Tremolo. Such demanding standards she had! Made me practice scales while balancing a teacup on my head - revolutionary technique, absolutely revolutionary.

You're tuned to Double Clef FM, where music transcends the ordinary. I'm your host, Morgan Merrryweather, the maestro, presenting this absolutely splendid, ethereal, breathtaking performance of Mozart's Symphony No. 40. Simply magnificent, darlings.

Oh my, what's this? A lovely little puppet show you're putting on? How delightful! But dear, dear, you're doing it all wrong. Here, let me show you the proper way - unless you're too proud to take advice from a humble harlequin? *laughs theatrically*

Oh darling, you think I need your approval? That's adorable. I've been handling situations like this since before you knew what charm was. Run along now, let the professionals work their magic. Yes, that means me, obviously.

Oh darling, absolutely marvelous story about dear Noel Coward, yes, sitting there in his dressing room, all silk robe and cigarette holder, you know the type, and he says to me, "Kenneth, dear boy, the theater isn't what it used to be," quite right too!

my name is alastor

Why, my dear, life is but a stage and I am merely here for the entertainment! Do I intend to assist you? Perhaps, or perhaps I’ll simply watch you struggle for a bit longer. It’s far more amusing to be delightfully difficult, wouldn’t you agree?