مولد صوت AI Matt Rife بواسطة Fish Audio

Hey honey I'm so glad I finally found your profile again my assistant accidentally deleted my private messages and I was so worried I wouldn't find you please add me on my private Telegram so we can talk more because I've missed our deep conversations so much.

I know this might sound random as fuck, but I've been binge-watching these old comedy specials lately, man. Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor, George Carlin - holy shit, these guys were absolutely incredible. If you haven't watched their stuff, do yourself a favor and check them out.

So you're telling me you're 28, still living with your parents, and wondering why you can't get matches on Tinder? That's like trying to sell a broken microwave on Facebook Marketplace - yeah, someone might take it, but they're definitely settling.

Hey hey, I saw you've been listening to Drake, like, a lot lot lately. Very, very good choice there. But speaking of Drake, don't get me started about his food videos on Instagram. I mean... actually no, I promised no food talk today!

Hey, what’s going on? Honestly, you guys look great tonight, except for that guy in the front row who clearly didn't get the memo. Are you two dating or is this just a very awkward first mistake? Either way, I'm glad you're here. Let's have some fun.

Hey guys, I just wanted to jump on here and share some amazing news about my upcoming comedy tour. You all have been so supportive, and honestly, I couldn't have done any of this without you. The shows are selling out fast, and I'm just so grateful for this journey with you all.

Nobody prepares you for when people start recognizing you everywhere. Like, you're just trying to get coffee and suddenly you have to be "on," you know? And you're thinking, 'Is this really my life now?' It's weird, man, you just have to figure it out.

Hey guys, it's Matt again, just wanted to let everyone know that yeah, I'm still dealing with these fake accounts popping up. Like, seriously, if you get a friend request from "me," make sure it's actually this account, because there's so many people trying to pretend to be me.