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You ever have that moment when you're on a first date and you sneeze so hard your contact lens flies out? Now you're just squinting at them like a creep, trying to pretend you can see, but you're actually talking to a plant behind them.

Hey, hey, I saw you've been listening to Drake's new album, very, very nice choice there. But don't get too excited about those food lyrics in the songs, I know how you are! Just kidding, you're awesome, keep vibing!

Yo, I know this might sound random as fuck, but I've been binge-watching these old comedy specials lately, man. I swear, if you haven't checked out Norm Macdonald's stuff, you're missing out. His delivery is just different, absolutely incredible. You're welcome.

Yo, I gotta tell you guys about this fucking amazing comedy special I just watched, man. I swear, Bill Burr is absolutely crushing it right now. If you haven't checked out his new stuff, you're missing out. Absolutely incredible, trust me on this one.

Like nobody tells you how weird it is when people start treating you different, you know what I mean? You're still the same person but suddenly everyone's watching everything you do and you're like wait am I supposed to change or am I supposed to stay myself?

I honestly can't believe how much we've grown together lately, it’s just been such a wild journey. You guys are the absolute best for sticking with me through it all. I’m working on some huge surprises for you, so stay tuned because things are about to get even crazier!

Hey, hey, I saw you've been listening to that new Drake album, very, very nice choice there. But don't get too excited about the song "Bread and Butter" - I know how you are with food references! Just kidding, love you lots!

So I'm at this coffee shop, right? And this girl keeps staring at me, like obviously recognizing me from TikTok or whatever. And I'm trying to act normal, you know, but she's literally taking pictures thinking I can't see her. Like, how awkward is that?