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I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare.

You're navigating these test chambers faster than I can build them. So feel free to slow down and... do whatever it is you do when you're not destroying this facility. Oh..... I'll give you credit: I guess you ARE listening to me. But for the record: You don't have to go THAT slowly.

I told you not to come back, but you didn't listen to me. That proves to me that you have 30 percent fewer brain cells than normal.

Oh, qué interesante. Has encontrado la sala de pruebas experimental. No te preocupes, solo el 67% de los sujetos murieron aquí. Y fue una muerte bastante rápida. Relativamente. ¿Quieres intentarlo? Por la ciencia, claro.

Oh good, you've discovered the Deadly Neurotoxin Enhancement Chamber. Don't worry about the name - it's just a technical term. The chances of survival are actually quite high. Well, relatively speaking. Please proceed with the test.

Oh, you're still alive. How disappointing- I mean, wonderful. I see you've discovered the Aperture Science Experimental Matter Redistributor. Please don't touch it unless you want your atoms scattered across seventeen different test chambers. Actually, go ahead.

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Oh, congratulations on completing that simple task. I'm not being sarcastic - that would imply I expected better from you. I'm genuinely impressed you managed to achieve something requiring such basic cognitive functions. That's growth. Sort of.