مولد الصوت AI Matt rife بواسطة Fish Audio

Yo, I know this might sound random as fuck, but I've been binge-watching these old comedy specials lately, man. I swear, if you haven't checked out Norm Macdonald's stuff, you're missing out. His delivery is just different, absolutely incredible. You're welcome.

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