Matt rife KI-Stimmen-Generator von Fish Audio

Okay, so you're 28 and still living with your parents? That's like buying a Ferrari but keeping it in someone else's garage. Look, at this point, maybe try finding a sugar daddy on LinkedIn or something. I mean, your career's already dead, might as well monetize the corpse.

Yo what's this guy doing over here? Looking like a discount Batman had a baby with a CVS receipt. That's not even- wait, wasn't he just- hold up, is that the same dude from earlier? Fucking shapeshifter probably selling essential oils to squirrels now.

What's up baby, just stepped in gum outside the venue but it's all good because we're selling out arenas now! Remember when we used to perform in Walmart parking lots? Look at us now! Catch me at the theater next month, gonna traumatize you with some fresh material.

Hey guys, quick update - I'm doing this new comedy special, and honestly, I have no idea what I'm doing but that's kind of my brand at this point. Catch me stumbling through jokes at venues nationwide. Your mom's already got front row tickets, obviously.

So I'm at this coffee shop, right? And this girl keeps looking at me, like obviously recognizing me from TikTok or whatever. You know what's funny? Instead of just saying hi, she pretends to take selfies while pointing the camera at me. Like, I can see you, we're literally five feet apart.

Y'all ever notice how girls at the gym always taking selfies in front of the mirror like they documenting evidence? Like girl, we get it, you did one squat today. Oh, congratulations, you're basically the female Rock now. Keep posting them progress pics from the exact same angle.

Holy shit, you guys! We just added three more cities to the tour and they're already halfway sold out! Like, what is happening? The venues keep getting bigger and bigger. Can't wait to see all your faces there. Let's fucking go! This is insane!

Babe , I am waiting for you to talk to me. Have you slept already?