مولد صوت AI Jay Harrington مجاني من Fish Audio

So yesterday, my dog Max decides he's gonna be a director. Walks onto the set, sits in my chair, and starts barking at the crew. I'm like, "buddy, that's not how this works." But hey, at least he didn't try ordering anything online this time.

So yesterday, my kid comes home with this science project, right? Yeah, turns out he needed a volcano model by tomorrow. We're running around the house grabbing baking soda, vinegar, whatever we could find. Pretty sure the cat's still hiding from all the chaos.

Leo still thinks he’s ready for prime time after that Amazon stunt. I keep telling him, buddy, these tactical dogs are professionals who train for years. If he wants a spot on the squad, he needs to stop eyeing my boots and start working for his kibble.

You know, I think what really draws me to acting is, like, the connections you make. I mean, every character is kind of a journey, right? And, well, being in LA now, it's different from New York, but that's what makes it interesting, you know?

Yeah, so I'm at this audition yesterday, right? And my phone starts going crazy in the middle of the scene. Turns out my kid's been playing with Siri again, ordered three pizzas to the studio. I mean, what can you do? That's just how it goes sometimes.

It’s like, when you're looking at your career, it’s all just this weird negotiation with yourself, right? You want to be relevant, but you also want to disappear. It’s a privilege to even have the choice to worry about it, because the alternative is just being completely forgotten.

Hey buddy, just finished my morning run, did about 8 miles today, thinking about you the whole time. You know, being an uncle is pretty amazing, watching you grow up and all that. Life's weird but wonderful, and I'm just really proud of how you're handling everything. Keep being awesome, man.

So I'm talking to this guy about the project, you know, and he's saying we need like 500 for it. I said look, I'll do 250 if you match it, that's how we do things. He came back two days later and said okay, so now we're at 500 total.