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Look, I have to address Gabriel Jesus today. He spent more time adjusting his headband than actually scoring goals. This isn't some Brazilian carnival, it's the Premier League. We parked the bus again, yes, but at least the bus knows its job.

Oh, I don't know about this dress... Maybe we should ask someone else? I mean, they said it looks fine, but what if they're just being nice? Your Majesty might not approve. Well, I suppose we could try, but stay close, okay?

Look at Liverpool's performance today. What a joke! These farmers can't even string three passes together. And Salah, my friend, stop diving every five minutes. This isn't a swimming pool, mate. Stay humble, you clown.

Look at our midfield today. What am I watching? They're passing the ball like they're playing blindfolded in a maze. We spent the whole summer chasing stars, and now we're playing like we're allergic to possession. It's like teaching ballet to elephants.

Look, we need to understand that every training session, every decision we make and how we approach these moments that's going to define our season and that's about having the right mentality and working on those details that make the difference in the end.

Vem pra sucessagem, sucessagem, sucessagem! Na festa do Didi Lohan vai ter muita animação. Tu vai ficar à vontade, vontade, vontade! É a maior agitação. Sucessagem, sucessagem! Todo mundo dançando, é o nosso jeito de fazer acontecer.

Life presents us with two paths: those who follow their hearts and those who follow their minds. The dreamers dance in possibilities, while the pragmatists build their certainties. Neither is wrong, they simply see reality through different lenses.

Look at this VAR decision, absolutely ridiculous. Our players are in the box getting wrestled like it's WWE finals, and the referee's standing there like he's watching a romantic comedy. I'm telling you, we need to have a serious conversation about officiating standards in this league.